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sportsnetny: Brooklyn Cyclones: We just had a bit of a storm...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:09:21 -0400

Brooklyn Cyclones: We just had a bit of a storm come through Coney Island. (h/t @AVSNY)

emkaymlp: Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:01:01 -0400

Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… And shot off their testicles.

“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.

Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”

Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”

The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”

So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…

“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”

Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”

is this a tarantino movie because it really should be

desperatelyseekingtimelord:

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:34:51 -0400

desperatelyseekingtimelord:

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:37:16 -0400

insomniacreatesart: cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:28:34 -0400

insomniacreatesart:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

And suddenly: WHOVIANS

But seriously, don’t piss the nice guy off

animvl: pretty-ramblings: Most thought out tactic in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:26:11 -0400

animvl:

pretty-ramblings:

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO

beingpansexualisokay: shotadreams: mage-of-katnep: rainbowsfireworks: confusedtree: ollivander: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:15:26 -0400

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

Fandom? More like Fandumb! Huehuehuehuehue.

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:14:00 -0400

Fandom? More like Fandumb! Huehuehuehuehue.

redamancyx3: This might be the single greatest thing I have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:49:35 -0400

redamancyx3:

This might be the single greatest thing I have ever seen.

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:46:02 -0400

A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

marypoppinthatpussy: oH MY GOD

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:44:34 -0400

marypoppinthatpussy:

oH MY GOD

handsomestjack: vrisktorias-sekret: all-good-usernames-are-take...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:41:24 -0400

handsomestjack:

vrisktorias-sekret:

all-good-usernames-are-taken:

WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND

THEN HE JUST

“REBELLION”

charlie-bradbury-our-queen: thelovelytennantcollins: wandererofgallifrey: lumos5000: 95malene: w...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:36:26 -0400

charlie-bradbury-our-queen:

thelovelytennantcollins:

wandererofgallifrey:

lumos5000:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more

just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more

I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.

he’s the one we scroll 500 miles for

troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:34:54 -0400

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 06:34:49 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

Finding stuff to reblog is a difficult and time consuming task

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:09:24 -0400

Finding stuff to reblog is a difficult and time consuming task

princessofnerds: fandomwarrior: dontevergrowupinneverland: a-t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:42:13 -0400

princessofnerds:

fandomwarrior:

dontevergrowupinneverland:

a-time-lord-wallflower:

hungerybunny:

tardisbluecommunity:

theelbowpatch:

loganhasseenthelight:

teapots-and-traditions:

bewareofabbeyroad:

sherlockshiverandshake:

consulting-meerkat:

gracefulrainyautumn:

emptytrolls:

gallifrey-feels:

“Proof” updated version.

STOP IT I’M FREAKING OUT

I am both scared and excited

LET’S NOT FORGET THE FUCKING DALEK EYESTALK THAT WASHED UP IN FLORIDA

Or the Utah Cave Painting resembling the TARDIS~

let me repost this again

Not to mention the fact Mars is full of water.

Ladies and gentlemen, Gallifrey

Remember those things the Master had? So:

Crack in time?

HE LIVES.

So now I’m just gonna sit down and wait.

i just nearly fell down the stairs running to tell my dad that the doctor is real and that the internet has proof…

let’s not forget about this painting that has been made in 1959.It looks like Amy and Rory who actually lived somewhere around that time

This is my favorite post ever

Everytime I see this post again, it has been updated with lots more information that seriously make me if all is real.

It is real.

northernlights777: mrfebruary200: lezgypsies: lunsfuhd: massl...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:36:16 -0400

northernlights777:

mrfebruary200:

lezgypsies:

lunsfuhd:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

holy shit.

ugh but i love when guys aren’t all skinny! <3

^THIS,

I want my gf to do this! :D

attackon-titan: The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:34:10 -0400

attackon-titan:

The nine circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno recreated in Lego by Mihai Mihu

I. LIMBO: A place of monotony, here the souls are punished to wander in restless existence while they moan helplessly in echoes between the ruins of a temple.

II. LUST: Surrounded by erotic representations, those overcome by lust are forced to watch and experience disgusting things, ultimately being condemned to drown in the menstrual river.

III. GLUTTONY: The circle itself is a living abomination, a hellish digestive system revealing horrific faces with mouths ready to devour the gluttons over and over for eternity.

IV. GREED: This pompous place is reserved for the punishment of the greedy ones.

V. ANGER: In this depressing place the souls are trapped in the swamp, they can’t move and they cannot manifest their frustration which is making them even more angry.

VI. HERESY: The giant demon watches closely over his fire pit, dwarfing the damned that are dragging the new arrivals in the boiling lava. Those who committed the greatest sins against God are getting a special treatment inside the temple where they are doomed to burn for eternity in the scorching flames.

VII. VIOLENCE: A place of intense torture where the horrific screams of the damned are eternally accompanied by the hellish beats of drums.

VIII. FRAUD: In Fraud the Demons enjoy altering the shape of souls, this is how they feed.

IX. TREACHERY: Lucifer lies here chained by the Angelic Seal which keeps him captive in the frozen environment.

mydepressioneatsmealive: “According to Greek mythology, humans...

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:40:23 -0400

mydepressioneatsmealive:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

Fucking hell I love this